What a Great Start!!
This is the first post on this blog in the year of 2012!!!!!!! How exciting!!
So, as a great start to the new year here is a lovely(or super crappy, depending on how you look at it) story. It involves 3 girls who later meet up with another girl and one guy. Their names are Jain, Doe (hahahahaha like the person Jane Doe!!! hahahaha), and Lynne. Jain and Doe decided that for the last day before school officially started again in the new year that they were going to do something crazy, they just didn't know what. It was something that they wanted to do but didn't quite have it planned yet. Then something extraordinary happened. They got a plan!! Lynne recently moved to a new school where she doesn't see any of her friends and she has to wear stupid uniforms. She was so sad lately that Jain and Doe needed to cheer her up. So they kidnapped her. Kinda. In a way. They all decided to meet at the local grocery store, Wally World(No that is not short for Walmart!!!) where Lynne would hide and Jain and Doe had to find her. Jain and Doe met at a fast food joint close to their houses and walked together to Wally World. They searched the entire store. Every aisle and every stall in the bathroom. Every single place in that store was looked at by these girls. Lynne was nowhere to be found.
In the middle of the searching Jain and Doe ran into a teacher from school. As they were talking Jain saw Lynne run into an aisle nearby but couldn't leave due to the fact that it would be rude to run out on a conversation they started. So she waited until it was over, but by the time they got there, Lynne was gone. It was a sad moment. But these girls had an idea. It was a big store and they didn't want to look all over again, so they used the intercom at the "Customer Service" counter to call her down to the front of the store. Somewhere in the store however, Lynne mumbled under her breath, "Cheaters." the game of hide and seek now had a twist to it. The two girls had forced Lynne to show herself. To give up her hiding place. The two girls waited, hiding behind a display of movies and a stand full of bread. They watched as Lynne walked slowly out of the toy aisle, looking for them. Jain saw her first and gave up she decided to go attack Lynne and get the suspense over with.
"You cheated!!" Lynne said as soon as she saw them coming at her.
"So, we looked everywhere!!" they laughed and then looked at each other. "What's the plan?"
"I don't know! I thought you two had it worked out!!" Lynne seemed very happy to see the two girls and didn't really care what happened.
"Well, how about this," said Jain. "We go through the store and randomly put shirts on pant racks and other stuff in other places." The other two shrugged.
"Sounds like a plan!" said Lynne and off they went, changing clothes on the clothing racks and switching price tags in the shoe aisle. They kept wandering and then stopped at the calender display. Jain started picking them out, one by one.
"We need lots of calenders. You know how mom always forgets the dates." she giggled and they all started picking them out.
"We need a shopping cart." Said Lynne. "Let's go." so off they went, calenders in hand. They went through a random cooking aisle and threw a calender on a rack. By the time they got the cart they had a bunch of calenders, a pair of pajama pants, two blouses, and a weird hoodie thing. They went through and got a bunch of coconuts and a cantaloupe and a pineapple, a bag of chips, some dip and salsa, some goldfish crackers, fruit snacks, band aids, Musinex, diapers for a newborn(which they did NOT have), adult diapers(for a mother they supposedly all share), cough drops, fiber pills, baby clothes, sippy cups, dog toys, pajamas for a toddler, and a whole heap of other nonsense they really didn't need. After all of this they decided, let's put this somewhere. They continued to wander through the store, putting more odds and ends in the cart and then they came upon the aisle that houses the disposable, tin baking trays. They grabbed a few of those and then a few knives off the shelf next to it.
Jain pretended to get a call from their "mother" and said, "Mom needs us to go put the car in the tire place, we gotta go, now." they all acted like they forgot about something really important and then turned and walked away. They proceeded to walk out of the store and toward the next closest, which was a smaller store by the name of Dan's. They walked in and grabbed a cart that had one of the little kiddy cars attached to it and had Doe climb inside as they walked around, gathering random items to fill the cart(it was remarkable how much smaller it was!). They left that cart as well, and then bought three bar doughnuts and left. They sat down in the shade of a drive through that used to be owned by Sonic but was now some weird fast food place. As they sat there, they discussed their plan. Doe was to go up to the man at the counter of the local Winefred's Hamburger Hut and ask for "3 and 2 half fries." Just three individual fries with a fry cut in half. The man at the counter was NOT going to play along with that one, so with him saying, "you could buy 3 large, 3 medium or 3 small fries, but I can't give you what you asked for." they left.
ONWARD!!! Next stop was the local McFreddie's Fat Fries, where Jain was to ask for 50 ice cream cones minus the ice cream and hold the cones. They walked in and Jain walked up to the counter and said to the man, "I have a super crazy question for you."
He laughed and said, "I've answered a lot of questions, I'm sure I could help."
"Alright then," Said Jain. "I need 50 ice cream cones," he looked shocked. "but can you hold the ice cream and the cone? I just want the little paper thing that goes on the cone."
"50 paper wrappers?" He still looked shocked but he was starting to play along. "I would feel bad making you buy 50 ice cream cones but I don't think I can give you just the wrappers off of them." Jain sighed.
"Alright then, thank you so much for your help." He smiled and said sorry as they walked away.
NEXT!! The local Wilburt's. It was right across the street from McFreddie's so it was a quick walk. all they bought there was bright lime green nail polish and some neon pink nail polish. Apparently at Lynne's new school she has this crazy dress code that says you can't have nail polish that isn't skin color and she has to wear certain colors and all sorts of other nonsense. Soooooo in order to fix that problem, they painted each other's nails. Every other one a different color. As they were painting each other another friend(the girl) drove out of the McFreddie's drive through. This girl's name was Karry. The three called her over and she stayed with them the rest of their adventure. When Karry got there, another friend(the boy) drove up to the stop light. This was Cameron. The girls waved him over too. When they all got together they decided, WALLY WORLD!!!! (yes again!) They returned to the store and filled yet another cart. A baby doll now resided in the little baby seat in the front of the cart. This time they tried clothes on and Cameron made Jain buy a hot pink hoodie for him as they left. He was too embarassed to show that he liked pink. (It was a WOMAN'S jacket!!!) Lynne's mom came shortly before that and made her go home, which was a total bummer, but it had to happen.
Now I bring real life into this mess. Meet my cast:
Lynne........ Che'lynn Petersen
Doe........... Dolores (Doe) Cook
Jain............ ME!
Karry........... Kayla Burtcher
Cameron......... Camden Lawrence
Join us at:
Winefred's Hamburger Hut.........Wendy's
McFreddie's Fat Fries................ McDonald's
Wally World.......................... I lied, it was Walmart
Wilbert's............................. Wallgreens
Dan's.............................. Days Market
Yes, this is a story that seems to have no point in it whatsoever, but to us, it did. Right now we are given the option to make our lives fun and exciting. How is that not those things??? It is something that started this year out with a bang!! I didn't sit around on my last day of Winter Break and wait for the day to end, no we went out and we had a blast before the school days started again. Make this year one to remember, start it out big and end it big! (sure the world is scheduled to end on the 21 of December this year, so what make the last day of the world something the entire universe will remember!) It was a pointless story that seemed to have absolutely no meaning in it at all, but if you think about it, I just gave you an idea. Go mess with people at grocery stores, ask for absurd things at fast food places. Make this year a good one!
So, as a great start to the new year here is a lovely(or super crappy, depending on how you look at it) story. It involves 3 girls who later meet up with another girl and one guy. Their names are Jain, Doe (hahahahaha like the person Jane Doe!!! hahahaha), and Lynne. Jain and Doe decided that for the last day before school officially started again in the new year that they were going to do something crazy, they just didn't know what. It was something that they wanted to do but didn't quite have it planned yet. Then something extraordinary happened. They got a plan!! Lynne recently moved to a new school where she doesn't see any of her friends and she has to wear stupid uniforms. She was so sad lately that Jain and Doe needed to cheer her up. So they kidnapped her. Kinda. In a way. They all decided to meet at the local grocery store, Wally World(No that is not short for Walmart!!!) where Lynne would hide and Jain and Doe had to find her. Jain and Doe met at a fast food joint close to their houses and walked together to Wally World. They searched the entire store. Every aisle and every stall in the bathroom. Every single place in that store was looked at by these girls. Lynne was nowhere to be found.
In the middle of the searching Jain and Doe ran into a teacher from school. As they were talking Jain saw Lynne run into an aisle nearby but couldn't leave due to the fact that it would be rude to run out on a conversation they started. So she waited until it was over, but by the time they got there, Lynne was gone. It was a sad moment. But these girls had an idea. It was a big store and they didn't want to look all over again, so they used the intercom at the "Customer Service" counter to call her down to the front of the store. Somewhere in the store however, Lynne mumbled under her breath, "Cheaters." the game of hide and seek now had a twist to it. The two girls had forced Lynne to show herself. To give up her hiding place. The two girls waited, hiding behind a display of movies and a stand full of bread. They watched as Lynne walked slowly out of the toy aisle, looking for them. Jain saw her first and gave up she decided to go attack Lynne and get the suspense over with.
"You cheated!!" Lynne said as soon as she saw them coming at her.
"So, we looked everywhere!!" they laughed and then looked at each other. "What's the plan?"
"I don't know! I thought you two had it worked out!!" Lynne seemed very happy to see the two girls and didn't really care what happened.
"Well, how about this," said Jain. "We go through the store and randomly put shirts on pant racks and other stuff in other places." The other two shrugged.
"Sounds like a plan!" said Lynne and off they went, changing clothes on the clothing racks and switching price tags in the shoe aisle. They kept wandering and then stopped at the calender display. Jain started picking them out, one by one.
"We need lots of calenders. You know how mom always forgets the dates." she giggled and they all started picking them out.
"We need a shopping cart." Said Lynne. "Let's go." so off they went, calenders in hand. They went through a random cooking aisle and threw a calender on a rack. By the time they got the cart they had a bunch of calenders, a pair of pajama pants, two blouses, and a weird hoodie thing. They went through and got a bunch of coconuts and a cantaloupe and a pineapple, a bag of chips, some dip and salsa, some goldfish crackers, fruit snacks, band aids, Musinex, diapers for a newborn(which they did NOT have), adult diapers(for a mother they supposedly all share), cough drops, fiber pills, baby clothes, sippy cups, dog toys, pajamas for a toddler, and a whole heap of other nonsense they really didn't need. After all of this they decided, let's put this somewhere. They continued to wander through the store, putting more odds and ends in the cart and then they came upon the aisle that houses the disposable, tin baking trays. They grabbed a few of those and then a few knives off the shelf next to it.
Jain pretended to get a call from their "mother" and said, "Mom needs us to go put the car in the tire place, we gotta go, now." they all acted like they forgot about something really important and then turned and walked away. They proceeded to walk out of the store and toward the next closest, which was a smaller store by the name of Dan's. They walked in and grabbed a cart that had one of the little kiddy cars attached to it and had Doe climb inside as they walked around, gathering random items to fill the cart(it was remarkable how much smaller it was!). They left that cart as well, and then bought three bar doughnuts and left. They sat down in the shade of a drive through that used to be owned by Sonic but was now some weird fast food place. As they sat there, they discussed their plan. Doe was to go up to the man at the counter of the local Winefred's Hamburger Hut and ask for "3 and 2 half fries." Just three individual fries with a fry cut in half. The man at the counter was NOT going to play along with that one, so with him saying, "you could buy 3 large, 3 medium or 3 small fries, but I can't give you what you asked for." they left.
ONWARD!!! Next stop was the local McFreddie's Fat Fries, where Jain was to ask for 50 ice cream cones minus the ice cream and hold the cones. They walked in and Jain walked up to the counter and said to the man, "I have a super crazy question for you."
He laughed and said, "I've answered a lot of questions, I'm sure I could help."
"Alright then," Said Jain. "I need 50 ice cream cones," he looked shocked. "but can you hold the ice cream and the cone? I just want the little paper thing that goes on the cone."
"50 paper wrappers?" He still looked shocked but he was starting to play along. "I would feel bad making you buy 50 ice cream cones but I don't think I can give you just the wrappers off of them." Jain sighed.
"Alright then, thank you so much for your help." He smiled and said sorry as they walked away.
NEXT!! The local Wilburt's. It was right across the street from McFreddie's so it was a quick walk. all they bought there was bright lime green nail polish and some neon pink nail polish. Apparently at Lynne's new school she has this crazy dress code that says you can't have nail polish that isn't skin color and she has to wear certain colors and all sorts of other nonsense. Soooooo in order to fix that problem, they painted each other's nails. Every other one a different color. As they were painting each other another friend(the girl) drove out of the McFreddie's drive through. This girl's name was Karry. The three called her over and she stayed with them the rest of their adventure. When Karry got there, another friend(the boy) drove up to the stop light. This was Cameron. The girls waved him over too. When they all got together they decided, WALLY WORLD!!!! (yes again!) They returned to the store and filled yet another cart. A baby doll now resided in the little baby seat in the front of the cart. This time they tried clothes on and Cameron made Jain buy a hot pink hoodie for him as they left. He was too embarassed to show that he liked pink. (It was a WOMAN'S jacket!!!) Lynne's mom came shortly before that and made her go home, which was a total bummer, but it had to happen.
Now I bring real life into this mess. Meet my cast:
Lynne........ Che'lynn Petersen
Doe........... Dolores (Doe) Cook
Jain............ ME!
Karry........... Kayla Burtcher
Cameron......... Camden Lawrence
Join us at:
Winefred's Hamburger Hut.........Wendy's
McFreddie's Fat Fries................ McDonald's
Wally World.......................... I lied, it was Walmart
Wilbert's............................. Wallgreens
Dan's.............................. Days Market
Yes, this is a story that seems to have no point in it whatsoever, but to us, it did. Right now we are given the option to make our lives fun and exciting. How is that not those things??? It is something that started this year out with a bang!! I didn't sit around on my last day of Winter Break and wait for the day to end, no we went out and we had a blast before the school days started again. Make this year one to remember, start it out big and end it big! (sure the world is scheduled to end on the 21 of December this year, so what make the last day of the world something the entire universe will remember!) It was a pointless story that seemed to have absolutely no meaning in it at all, but if you think about it, I just gave you an idea. Go mess with people at grocery stores, ask for absurd things at fast food places. Make this year a good one!
That day was the BEST!! It was definitely the best day of our, well my christmas break. Before I go I have to tell you something about your post. In the second to last paragraph you spelled color two different ways one was color and the other was colour. Just thought you might want to know :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you're talking about Dolores
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